I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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