I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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