If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am going to give you the keys to my place
Then I'll give you the keys to my heart
Gag me
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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