RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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