Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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