My brain says no but my pants say off.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
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