just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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