He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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