I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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