God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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