ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
This can only be settled by a dance off.
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