It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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