The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
