just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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