why didn't you poke me back
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
She made me pour olive oil on her.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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