The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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