he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
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