So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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