I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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