Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
They took my balls.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
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