so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
the room spins SO much faster in panama
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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