He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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