Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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