im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
It's just like the Real World with babies
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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