this is something i pride myself on being below average for
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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