okay pat passed out under dana's car
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
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