love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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