..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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