Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
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