I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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