I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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