i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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