also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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