Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
My hand turned me down
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I'm now drinking beer through a straw. By order of the bartender.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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