One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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