somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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