It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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