How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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