your room smells of hookers.
And success
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I like that most of our conversations somehow end in us having sex for the good of our country
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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