Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
