Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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