is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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