I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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