can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm bleeding and have questions
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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