5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
being pregnant is like rehab
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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