Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
In America we eat man semen.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
You have to summon your inner elephant
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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