I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
One good thing about being really drunk when you go out to dinner is that the leftovers are a surprise. These quesadillas had shrimp in them! Who knew?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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