I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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