sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just tried to light a cigarette with a tube of lipstick. If I had stayed in girl scouts maybe I could've made that happen.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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