Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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