oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
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