On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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