Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Randomize
