How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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